A warm welcome from Mrs Trellis (Ivy)

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Mrs Trellis awards prizes for sheer audacity The awarding of prizes for Kitschmas Light Displays - with guest appearance from Samantha

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Welcome to my new wobsite on the Internanet. I am still getting used to this exciting virtual world so please forgive any errors as I get my finger in to it. Please read my message to the people of Newtown at the time of Dennis Crampton's opening at Newtown Train Station (see right)

What a delight it was to be pleasured by Humphrey's horn the other night and isn't it great that he can still get it up after all these years (see below).

NEWS FLASH ! Mrs Trellis reveals her experiences at the hands of Bush-rangers in Llanwnog GI camp...read more
 
CRIME CRUSADE !...read more

Some more of my friends have left their memories on my wobsite:

• My mate Nobby
• Granners evacuating
• Guy Ropes
• Dogging Events

The non-appearance of Mrs Trellis at Peter's Opening

"Peter, as you know, I was due to open the new office and I tried to telegraph earlier, but that nice man with the nimble fingers...read more You join us yet again this week in the historic market town of Newtown, home to Newtown people

K. Merkin greets the non-appearance of Mrs Trellis