Daisy the Cow & Llandinam Evacuations

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Daisy after a visit by the Luftwaffe


We discover about a nasty scratch from a bush...read on

Please leave Daisy a posthumous message on Ivy's bulletin board...

Granners remembers evacuating

I too evacuated with Mrs Ivy Trellis, writes 'Granners', the reason being that the Luftwaffe returning from a bombing raid on Liverpool, jettisoned a surplus bomb over Llandinam killing Daisy the cow (later mounted and stuffed), and sending the local good-time-girl and her eponymous, sorry anonymous companion flying home with legs and knickers akimbo!

What struck me about Ivy, was her name 'Mrs' and an interesting protuberance when I got too close to her during a playground session of 'What's the Time, Mr. Wolf?'

There's no doubt that she put a major part of herself into Scunthorpe as did my old mate Nobby into Penistone.

It was an interesting episode in my life though I remember it being hard most of the time...with rationing and all that austerity.

I hope I have got this story off pat. Best wishes, Granners.

Read more about a nasty scratch from a bush

We still have a few places left on our "Cow-mounting Weekend". If you are interested please email us at cow-mounting-stuffing@mrs-trellis.co.uk - please bring your own cow. Future mounting courses will include olms, kopi, moles, MPs, pikes and other road kill political anagrams. Suggestions for future mounting courses to toil-bike-mp@mrs-trellis.co.uk

Have you ever mounted a mole ? Please email us with your "subterranean" experiences and seek professional help from our experts.

Have you come across an exploding cow ? Please bomb us with your experiences.

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