Late arrivals to the Newtown Ball
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| A Late Arrival, at the Pakistani Elvis Presley Festival, Amal Shookup! | |
| Please welcome to the Sikh Landscape Gardners' Festival, Mohinder Grass! | |
| To the Fishermen's Ball, Mr and Mrs Bigguns-Lately, and their son Courtney Bigguns-Lately! | |
| We have the Grand Masters of Italian Infertility Surgery, Mr and Mrs Ture-Ejaculation, and thier son Primo Ture-Ejaculation! | |
| Another late arrival to the Medical Ball! - Mr and Mrs Cardial-Infarction and their Daughter Mya Cardial-Infarction! | |
| This late arrival to the Motor Show! Mr and Mrs Bishi-Gallant, and their Daughter Mitzie! Closely followed by Mr and Mrs Civic and their daughter Wanda Civic! | |
| Again, more Late Arrivals from Russia, Mr and Mrs Narytract-Infection and thier son Uri! | |
| From down under, please welcome to the Medical Ball, Mr and Mrs Freud, and and their Daughter Emma Freud! | |
| O course from the Heart of Town, Mr and Mrs Bolism, and their Daughter Emma Bolism, with hard on their heels, Mr and Mrs Ary, and their Son Corin | |
| Not forgetting, the last guest to arrive at the Medical Ball, Mr and Mrs Cillin, and their Daughter Penny Cillin! | |
| To the Medical Ball, all the way from the GU Clinic, Mr and Mrs Lus-Smegmata, and theirs son, Basil Lus-Smegmata! | |
| To the Medical Ball, Mr and Mrs Oscopy, and their son Ed Oscopy! | |
| To the Welsh Medical Ball, all the way from the Ilets of Langerhans, Mr and Mrs Abetic-Coma, and their son Dai Abetic-Coma! | |
| To the Scottish Jewish Ball, Mr and Mrs Ilionelblue, and their son Rab Ilionelblue! | |
| To the Catholic Ball, Cardinal Sin, Bishop Crozier, and Archbishop Mick Arios. Closely followed, from Sweden by Mr and Mrs Rights, and their Son, Lars Rights! | |
| To the Medical Ball, Mr and Mrs Frontal-Labotomy, and their daughter Pru! | |
| To the Medical Ball, Mr and Mrs Sthetic, and their daughter, Anna Sthetic! | |
| To the Snooker Players' Ball, Mr and Mrs Ardcue, and their son Billy Ardcue; closely followed by the Soviet Snooker Champion 'Inoff The Red!' | |
| Mr and Mrs Key, and their asinine son Don | |
| Mr and Mrs Gerr, and their wildcat son Ty | |
| Mr and Mrs Cough, and their masterbating son Jack | |
| Mr and Mrs Ware, and their observant daughter Bea | |
| Mr and Mrs Knott, and their doubting daughter Shirley | |
| Late for the bellringers ball, it's Mr & Mrs Penology and their student son "Cam". | |
| Mr & Mrs Decker and their half-caste adopted daughter "Black Anne" | |
| Out of the bushes emerges the sexually exhausted Mrs Drun and her husband Den. | |
| And here they are, Mr und Mrs Bennetticantbelievehowbadenglandplayedintheworldcupand their son Gordon Late for the criminals ball - mr. and mrs. Snee and their swedish nephew - Lars snee | |
| Please welcome Mr and Mrs Dermonium and their chaotic daughter ...Pam | |
| From the Old Movies Appreciation Society.... Please welcome Mr Hudson and his pet pebble | |
| There is a man at the door with a bill-Oh no. Its just a Duck with a hat on. | |
| And here comes Billy Sastard | |
| Mr and Mrs Saintsgomarchingin, and their daughter Wendy | |
| Please welcome the Lord and Lady Mess with their two sons Walter and Utter | |
| Lord and Lady Janus, and their Son Sir Hugh. | |
| Mr and Mrs O'Doors and their daughter Patty | |
| ...and his niece ...Mary Hinge | |
| Good Heavens it's Dr. Spooners two aunts Nellie Smickers and Betty Swallocks | |
| Your support please for that unfortunate former lion-tamer Claude Bawls | |
| May I introduce....Mr and Mrs tidisestablishmentarianism and their daughter Anne! | |
| It's cabaret time ...Please welcome once again the Dyslexic Barbershop Quartet who'll be singing the UltraVox hit... Vienetta | |
| Famous for inventing children's puzzle books... Doctor Dot | |
| From Yorkshire: please welcome Mr and Mrs Eckerslyke and their son Willie. | |
| Mr and Mrs Wallcarpeting and their son Walter | |
| mrs huckam and her sex mad husband alf. | |
| From the Scottish tourist board please welcome Don Fermline, Glen Eagles and Ben Nevis | |
| Another couple arriving directly from their Civil Partnership ceremony, this time from Ireland, the perfectly matched William Fitz Patrick and Patrick Fitz William. | |
| any late arrivals to the Newtown Wales Ball | |
| A big welcome please for Mr and Mrs Mifathers and their son Orlando.. | |
| From Cape Town where they are no longer welcome, Mr and Mrs De Scrimination and their bigot of a daughter, Rachel..... | |
| And will you welcome please, Mr and Mrs D'Ofour and their broadcaster son Ray. . . | |
| Representing our local retailers we have Mark's son Spencer ...and I think I can see Ike here | |
| Author of the book entitled "The Inevitable" - Sue Nora Later | |
| From France Monsieur Jaucque Alors and his mother Mere d'Alors | |
| A warm welcome, please, for mr. Force and his son Ten | |
| Please welcome a Scottish couple arriving directly from their Civil Partnership ceremony, Ben Doon and Phil McCavity. | |
| Please welcome a Scottish couple arriving directly from their Civil Partnership ceremony, Ben Doon and Phil McCavity. | |
| Representing our local inventors society ... Pat Pending and his girlfriend Ina Vation | |
| She never has a boyfriend in the winter...please welcome I.C Buttocks | |
| Followed by Mr and Mrs GeddofTheTurkey ....and their dog ...Rover | |
| Well Christmas looms and here are the first of our festive guests. Sadly it's that tedious couple Mr and Mrs Bells | |
| Please welcome Herr Enbergsuncertaintyprinciple, and his son, Hais! | |
| A warm welcome to Mr and Mrs Hammer and their over sexed son Ballpain | |
| exuse me this is absolutley sick what you are doing to this poor ostrich!!!!! HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!from a very angry Mrs Hope! from cottage lane west! euse em while i go kill the pig in the back garden now!! | |
| Recently barred from our local OAPs centre....Yootha Nasia | |
| Just got back from visiting the park with the kids .... Rowan PushTheSwings and his parner Carrie TheDuckBread | |
| From the Thunderbirds Appreciation society. Please welcome Mr Nation and his super brother Mario | |
| Old enough to remember when they made their own fun, it's the Kerr family from the Isle of Man - and here's the head of the family, Juan! | |
| Please would you extend a warm welcome to Sr and Sra Zonarsz and their pretentious son, Juppis | |
| From the physics institute, Mr and Mrs Motion, with their deeply tanned son, Brown Ian. | |
| Once again please put your hands together for the Dyslexic Barbershop Quartet who will be singing the Tom Jones numbr....My Delia | |
| Who's that I see coming - is it John Thomas ... or Gaz M. ? | |
| Please welcome our resident percussionists ... Cass Tinets, Si Lophone and Tam Bourine | |
| Please welcome our local steeple jack ...Ed ForHeights | |
| Mr and Mrs Draws and thier son Chester | |
| A man with two sets of genitals .. Mr TheOtherOne and his wife ....Paula | |
| Mr and Mrs Curtain amd their daughter - Annette | |
| A leading industrialist in the manufacture of personal hygiene products, Mr Roland E Odorant | |
| The ludo champion Rolf OrASix ..accompainied by the monopoly winner ...May Fair | |
| A couple of tall guys....Al Ps and Ben Nevis .. Oh and his partner Ann Dees | |
| We weren't sure whether he would come ... Please welcome ...Willie Wontee | |
| From the society of nit pickers... Dot Stheis plus Andy CrossesTheTs | |
| Mr & Mrs Tupp with their car safey expert daughter, Belle. | |
| From our local condom packaging factory, Mr and Mrs Carefully and their son ....Pierce | |
| Mr And Mrs Theengine and their son Ivor the engine | |
| The deep fried poultry enthusiast, Chris P. Duck | |
| From the Bring Back Corporal Punshment Group...Ben Dover and Rula Acrossthebackofthehand | |
| The police dog trainer, Mr Al Sation. | |
| Take a look at Michela Hunt... before his 'opperation' he was known as Mike. | |
| From our local gospel church .....let me hear you say Halle Lujah | |
| also bringing religion to the masses ... Lettice Prey, | |
| Bringing religion to the masses ..... Harry Krishna, Chris Tian and Bud Hist | |
| Don't stand too close ...it's Halle Tosis | |
| Please welcome Right Said Fred who will be performing their tribute to Tony Blair..... I'm too sexed up for my shirt, too sexed up for my..... | |
| From the Old Testament Society Jen Esis..Sadly Lee Viticus is was omitted from the invites in error ....which was Due t'er Ron 'n me | |
| From Chelsea, Mr and Mrs Ford Bridge and their son, Stan | |
| Followed by Mr & Mrs Zona Cardinals and their son, Harry | |
| Welcome from the USA...Mr & Mrs Ston Texans and their son, Hugh | |
| Alway happy to help out, it's Len Dersirhand | |
| Also from the Adage Society... Theo LdOnesAreTheBest | |
| The twitcher, Mr. P. Gin | |
| The famous hatchet man...Issac People | |
| From Lancashire, Mrs Hasshatonthemat and her husband.... Oedipus | |
| From the Adage Society ... Theresa Crowd | |
| firemans ball | |
| Round & oval chocolate appreication soceity representitive E. stirregg | |
| Who's this limping in - Oh its Lou SeatsCanDropUnexpectedly | |
| It's those dodgy solicitors.. Ade AnAccidentInTheLeastThreeYears and his partner Sue TheCouncil | |
| Butros- Butros Gali's musical swedish cousin Sven | |
| Contributers to the US version of "101 failed chat up lines" , Mr YaComeHereOffen and his wife Dee | |
| From the Tom Jones Fan club, It's Nat Unusual | |
| More contributers of "101 failed chat up lines", please welcome Mrs WinksAndShagsLikeTiger and her husband ...Walt | |
| That stunt performing couple, Mr Cingwithdeath and his wife ...Di | |
| From outside a shopping mall near you - Lee Flet and his wife....Pam | |
| Contributers to the bestseller "101 failed chat up lines", Mrs YouLikeYourEggsIntheMorning and her husband ..Howard | |
| Please welcoms the aging millionaire Mr Kedorgasm and his beautiful young wife ... Faye | |
| Once again please give it up for the Dyslexic Barbershop Quartet who will be singing ...Show me the way to arm a dildo | |
| Representing the German-Geordie Alliance ... Herr OfTheDog | |
| From the World Wildlife Fund .... Ellie Fant and Ryan O'cerous | |
| Here - incognito....Sue Donym | |
| Can somebody kindly eject that notorious gatecrasher ... Rex Theplace | |
| Here in Australia at the Fruiterers' Ball we have Mr and Mrs It and their English grandmother Pommy Gran It | |
| Please welcome Perce Pirant ...and his mum's smelly sister | |
| Please welcome the Kiniwax twins | |
| From the mispronouncing Shakespeare group .. Al AsPoorRoderick | |
| Representing the Navy's weightwatchers group - Captain Stbehind and his daughter... Ava | |
| Mr and Mrs tisement and their errant son ..Chas | |
| Ms Jolie & Mr Goodfellow & their hyphened surnamed party girl daughter, Theresa | |
| PC Norder and his daughter Laura | |
| Mr O'Dourant and his smelly daughter .. Dee | |
| Please welcome Mr and Mrs Idlegit and their lethargic son ... Justin | |
| Be warned of the non vegetarian; Mr. Able's brother Cane | |
| I think that this ballroom has developed an echo! | |
| Mr. Livard & his cowering daughter, Lily. | |
| Mr. Livard & his cowering daughter, Lily. | |
| Mr. Livard & his cowering daughter, Lily. | |
| Mr. Livard & his cowering daughter, Lily. | |
| Mr & Mrs Deofurr & their talkative but everso playful son, Raymond | |
| Mr & Mrs Yass & their exceptionally clever daughter, Jeanie | |
| From the Lop sided ladies support group, here's Eileen Tuoneside | |
| Dr Juggs, The breast augmentation specialist, & his brother, Hugh | |
| Back from her trip to Delhi, Having recovered from her tummy upset, meet Flo Wright-Through | |
| Indroducing the squeeky clean yet transparent Mr & Mrs Doecleener and their daugter, Win | |
| Here's the Over-indulgence body clarifaction expert, Dee Tocks | |
| It's Mrs. Jarce, the Weight Watchers Slimmer of the year with her son, Hugh | |
| Mr. Livard & his cowering daughter, Lily. | |
| From the High fibre eaters group, Florence Terr, but you can call her Flo! | |
| Also from the STD clinic, Mrs Ydia and her husband ...Clem | |
| From the STD clinic. Please welcome Mr Italwarts and his wife ... Jen | |
| From the office party , Flo Tocopyyerbum, Chris O'Gram and Des KRomp | |
| Yet more undertakers, Mrs Atorium and her husband .. Clem | |
| Mr O'Rhea ..oh no ..he's gone | |
| An angry crowd of Pro-Fox Hunting protestors - It's Twelve Lords a Leaping | |
| .....Closely followed by the CollyBirds twins and the FrenchHens triplets | |
| Please welcome Miss TridgeInAPearTree ...and her dad | |
| They get everywhere! Here's Mr Bichair and his brother ...Pugh | |
| Represetning the Cracker factory ...its Noel VetyKeyring, Ann CientJoke and ...oh 'tis you Hat | |
| Please welcome our Miss Terri Guest | |
| Sadly, Sooty is suffering from burns and is too ill to attend - Apparently he was mistaken for an oven glove. | |
| Ladies and gentlemen, an announcement. Apparantly Elf Iss is alive and well and working at the North pole. | |
| Also getting into the Christmas spirit. Johnny Walker, Gordon & Toni C. and Hal Fabitter. | |
| Just arrived from the office party. Its...Eve Up and Oliver Thecarpet | |
| From Holland, Rhud Dolf accompanied by his girlfriend Donna Nd'Blitzen | |
| ...& Bing Gowe | |
| ...& Ro Lowver | |
| ...& jack Pott | |
| Here is the weekly prize draw winner, Lotty Weah | |
| Not forgeting Miss. L. Toe | |
| & just in from the top of the christmas tree in Liverpool, it's the one & only Fairy Crossda- Mersey | |
| Please welcome Nat Ivity | |
| Also here for Christmas, it's Colin Sell and his brother ...Tin | |
| Please welcome the first of our Christams guests. From Newcastle ... Howay Ian Amanger | |
| Who's that raising a stink - Oh it's the Flatulance Awareness Society | |
| Your appreciation once again for the Dyslexics association Barbershop Quartet who will be singing .. All my vole | |
| Oh no - it's Ivor InvitedMyMotherOverForChristmas and Shiela BeingStayingTillNewYear | |
| Just reaching the floor... Wayne Scotting | |
| From the Gravediggers association, Mr and Mrs Feetunder ... and their sextuplets | |
| From the German National cold research facility... Gus Undheit | |
| The 1980's waist-bag inventors, Mr & Mrs Pak & their daughter, Fanny | |
| Designer of easy care shirts, Polly Esther Cotton | |
| Can Dee Myse kindly leave & take her 'the end of the world is nigh' sign with her | |
| President of the 'Stop embalming now' group, it's Mr D. Kaye | |
| From the Car sickness awareness group, Yvonne Yolapp | |
| Mr Chips & Mr Fish cannot make the event as they have been asaulted | |
| & from the echo appreciation society, here's Joseph Joseph, Willam Williams, Thomas Thomas & Simon Simons | |
| From the American Handbags journal, Mr, Bach-Back | |
| Another undertaker Mr Aver... who's a bit of a cad | |
| ..And his wife whose name I've forgotten -it's either Jane ......or Topsy | |
| From Undertakers Weekly.. Mr D. Ceased | |
| The Childless man, Mr. D. Seed | |
| Mr D'Ayter the pumber & his son Raymond | |
| Star of the porn movie Tradesman's Entrance meet... Red Herring | |
| The Psychologist and his wife, Mr & Mrs Plott & their screwed-up daughter Lucinda. | |
| The Jewish bridge builder, Manny Rivers-Tucros | |
| The Jewish bridge builder, Manny Rivers-Tucros | |
| Mr & Mrs Roider-Rawe & their Daughter, Emma | |
| From the 'when plastic trampolining goes wrong' support group, please meet R. soverdit | |
| From the Beef by-product soceity, please meet Sue Attpuden | |
| Fellow Adult film star, Don Kerr | |
| Adult fim star Rodger Tillet-Hirts | |
| Mr & Mrs Tupreah & the newly ordained son Neil | |
| The porn barons,Mr Rodger, Mr Long & Mr Hard. | |
| Mr. Messencis & his Gigolo son, Rodger. | |
| The contortionist, Ben Dover-Baukwoods. | |
| From the same Ann Summer's party, here is Lacey P. Aulbe-Rah | |
| Also from the Ann Summers Party. With her leg out of plaster and so no longer needing her crutch ....its Ms Nickers | |
| Just arriving from an Ann Summers Party, it's Miss Brator and her mum ... Vi | |
| Also trembling in their boots Mr GeddinOutOfHere and his wife... Alma | |
| Mr. Livard & his cowering daughter, Lily. | |
| The female parent of the foul mouthed Rapper, M.C. Forker. | |
| The writer of the hit song, 'Yellow River'... Introducing, I. P. Daley. | |
| Mr. &. Mrs. Neeson-Bomsadaysea, & their German Nephew, Hans. | |
| Mr. Christmas & his daughter, Mary. | |
| Mr. & Mrs. Roll, & their son, Lou. | |
| Just been to the visit Mr. Bach & his wife, Helen. | |
| Representing the Stutterers Association - Mr Ann and his wife.... Bar..Bar..Bar..Bar...Bar...Barbera | |
| Ah the cabararet are here. Please welcome the Dyslexics Association Barbershop quartet. Who will be singing - There is Nothing Like an Edam | |
| Police Constable Sallthisthen and her husband ...Walt | |
| Police Constable Ningall and his wife ...Eve | |
| Representing the fruit trade, Mr and Mrs Melon and their son......Walter | |
| Hello Ian.... who's wearing a festive ghoul costume | |
| Nymph O'Maniac and her husband....Thor | |
| Lady Cumcision .. and her husband | |
| Another guest at the bar, Mary ... who tells me that she is menstruating | |
| From the magic circle, Mrs Tofhand and her husband ...Sly | |
| Alsp propping up the bar, little Miss AndLime and her much bigger relative | |
| Another revolutionary... Red Tsetung .. and his mum | |
| A revolutionary - fighting for civil rights for fruit... Che Guava | |
| Representing the cheese industry, Miss Mesan and her dad | |
| Not often seem in public...he's Wayne King himself | |
| And his friend Mr KMineADouble and his wife.. May | |
| Propping up the bar Mr HaveALargeOne and his wife .. Isla | |
| Playing for the cameras, Mr LityTV and his wife .. Rhea | |
| Looking radiant tonight, Mrs Nobyl and her daughter ... Cher | |
| Mr ans Mrs GotALovelyBunchOfCoconuts and their son... Ivor | |
| Mr and Mrs RedRedRobin and their daughter ... Wendy | |
| Who's that caught in the polo shaped spotlights? Oh, its Mrs Ron ....and her husband | |
| A man who's feeling glad all over... Gladys's boyfriend | |
| The Dog twins carrying some toy bricks ... the Dog's blocks | |
| Knocking back a double entendre, its...Ewer Missus | |
| Mr and Mrs Hedgehog and their son Nic | |
| Mr and Mrs SAnotherDay and their scarlett daughter ... Tamara | |
| They say his bark's worse than his bite , lets hope so... Ray Bees | |
| Due in twenty minutes (or your money back) Mr and Mrs Lapizza and their son ..Dai | |
| Mr Hes-A-Jolly-Good-Fellow and his wife ... Thora | |
| Mr and Mrs Be-coming-Round-The-Mountains and their daughter... Shiela | |
| Newtown Powys's own football commenatator ... Andy Scores | |
| Representing the construction industry, Mr Dersbum and his brother... Bill | |
| Mr and Mrs Friends-Be-There and their their teenage daughter ..Wilma | |
| Our local barber... Sean | |
| Keer hums the foonerism spamily | |
| From the famous Irish lumberjack family, the Fellers twins and their brother Terry | |
| ....Quickly followed by Bob Pididiot and his brother, Stu | |
| It must be closing time because here comes Nobby Head and his brother ......Richard | |
| From the shire, Mr Bobaggins and his son ..Bill | |
| Mr and Mrs All-The-People-Living-For-Today and their daughter.... Imogen | |
| Lookinga little tired... the Nightly twins | |
| Just arrived from the FA, Eric and his lad....Sven-Goren | |
| Never a frown with Gordon Brown | |
| The belles of the ball, Goldie Locks and her sister...Bo | |
| Here is the Maitre De Monsieur YouLikeThatSir and your waiter... Howard | |
| Hamming it up, Mr Ornotobe and his actor son... Toby | |
| Oops, my watch is fast. Apologies for the Premature 'Eee Jack - You're late' -tion | |
| A man who just thrown in the towel after 20 years of being a dictator.... Mr Soddit Hussain | |
| Just coming, Mr Agra and his wife ....Vi | |
| Representing the Circus community, Mr Cycle and his wife....Eunice | |
| Lets give a hand to Mister Bates and his son | |
| I'm pained to announce , Sue Kism and her mum | |
| Eee Jack - You're late | |
| Representing the octagenarians football team ....Gerry Hatrick | |
| Mrs O'Stomybag and her husband...Col | |
| From a galaxy far, far away, Mrs Vader and her husband....Garth | |
| Ms Atio and her brother ... Phil | |
| Mr Adams and his sweet daughter ...Fanny | |
| Representing the Swedish Mounties, Mr I'm-Calling-You and his brother... Sven | |
| Pray be upstanding for Lady Tional-Anthem and her husband ......Nat | |
| Also looking flushed... Mr Letts and his wife Lil | |
| Looking a little flushed....Mrs Pon and her husband Tam | |
| From the Scottish Highland, Mrs Er and her husband Terry | |
| Mr Horea and his sister, (who hasn't been well) .....Di | |
| Mr Lingus and his sister Connie | |
| Mr and Mrs Together-Now and their son.... Al | |
| Mrs Keyrides and her son ....Don | |
| Mr Kerr with his sons ...Pugh and Wayne | |
| Mrs Royds and her daughter Emma | |
| Mr and Mrs My-Dear-I-don't-give-a-damn, and their son ....Frankie | |
| Joining us from Liverpool. Mr Scouse and his sisters two children, Denice and .....dur nephew | |
| From beyond our shores.... Mickey Finn and his brother Adolf | |
| Mr Earth and his daughter Helen | |
| Mr & Mrs O B Luddeyell | |
| Mr Suds and Mrs Lather | |
| Mr and Mrs Vial and their always happy daughter Jo | |
| Mr and Mrs Lument and their wealthy daughter Emma | |
| Peter Disestablishmentarianism, and his mum's sister. | |
| THE CATERING MANAGER MR BUTTER AND HIS SON ROLAND | |
| apologies for being late fro laura and her son ashley | |
| like to announce the arrivl of mr and mrs S. T. ORES and there son CHARLIE. | |
| That well-known couple, Mr and mrs Wall-Carpeting and their son.... Eric | |
| don't be late | |
| Hopefully providing a musical interlude later on will be Mr Essence's son, Evan. | |
| An unexpected arrival, Mr Oliver Sudden. | |
| Mumbling under their breathe please welcome at the back new visitors Mr and Mrs Bennet-Where-On-Earth-Are-We and their son Gordon | |
| Mr & Mrs Olsens-ordnance-survey-guide-to-the-waterways .. and thier son Nick.. | |
| Mr and Mrs Otherwan and their son Paul T. Otherwan | |
| Mr and Mrs Forcewinds, and their daughter Gail (she's sufferung from wind, so watch out) | |
| Mr and Mrs Sleigh and their winter posrt loving son, Bob. | |
| All the way from Scotland (I thought they'd never get here) will you please give the warmest of welcomes to Mr. and Mrs O'Groats...................................................... with their daughter, Susie | |
| Let's defer to the posh and bend the knee for Baronet Sir Randir and daughter Mai. | |
| Neighbours to the Evan-Jellicles, Mr. and Mrs. Eglwys and their germanic son Kurt. | |
| On dodgy ground, mr. and Mrs Vaynor and their feckless son Heol. | |
| From the Margins, Mr. and Mrs Hafren and their arboreal son Tree. | |
| perhaps the most welcome additions to the night, mother Mai and daughter Fanny. | |
| A media welcome please for Mr. and Mrs. Five-Seven and their conjuror son, the Magic S. Evan | |
| Plesae welcome Mr and Mrs Rotch, and their son Mike Rotch. | |
| A warm welcome to Mr and Mrs Shun and their articulate son Dick. | |
| Apologies for the late arrival of Mr and Mrs Astor and their Hapless son Des. | |
| Please be upstanding for Lord and Lady Gareious and their flamboyant son Greg | |
| We are pleased to announce the arrival of Mr and Mrs Th and their son, Ray. We are pleased to see Ray as since his illness he is a shadow of his former self. | |
| Please welcome the honourable Mr and Mrs Eus and their somewhat ill-tempered son Bill. | |
| For mrs and Mr Ferguson a shiny new girl Attracta | |
| Would you please welcome next the arrival of Mr and Mrs Bennett-Mrs-Trellis-Writes-A-Lot-Of-Letters-To-The-BBC, and their son, Gordon Bennett-Mrs-Trellis-Writes-A-Lot-Of-Letters-To-The-BBC. | |
| Descending from on high Mr and Mrs Bank and their son Bryn | |
| From the world of catering, travel and mental health Mr and Mrs Loco and their stick insect Kathy. | |
| Descending from on high Mr and Mrs Bank and their son Bryn | |
| From the world of street commerce let's include Mr and Mrs Et Al, and their disciple Mark. | |
| From Mrs. Ivy Trellis, Llandinam, a Testimonial:"I love your balls, they're so cleverly presented." Keep it up! | |
| Mr and Mrs Pye and their daughter who's a little sweetie | |
| Quickly followed by Mr & Mrs D O'Maldwyn and their son Ray. | |
| And a late welcome for Mr and Mrs Estate and their large son, Vast Ray | |
| jamie tyrrell will be 2 hours late | |
| A short burst of the Marseillaise please for our Gallic connection, Monsieur et Madame A La Ride and their welsh son Dai. | |
| Here's hoping they've had a change of clothes Mr and Mrs Agefarm and their perfumed daughter Sue. | |
| A bardic welcome please for Mr & Mrs Eistedd-Fod, and their multi-talented daughter Mair-Fod. | |
| Here's a health unto His Majesty King Centre and His regal son the Regent Centre. | |
| And returning with another scion of the family Mr and Mrs Bridge-Street and their basketball-playing son Long Bridge-Street. | |
| Here's hoping they've had a change of clothes Mr and Mrs Agefarm and their perfumed daughter Sue. | |
| And representing the world of culture, Mr & Mrs Ynog-Hall and their graduate son Greg. | |
| Now lets take up the missionary position for Mr & Mrs Street and their methodical son Wesley. | |
| A little bit the worse for wear - Mr & Mrs Diddley and their fine-feathered daughter Hen, and her twisted brother Bo. | |
| Lets thank them for turning up - Mr & Mrs Gloddfa and their bad cheapskate daughter Penny. | |
| And a similarily worshipful welcome for their rivals Mr & Mrs Costal and their literary son Pen T. | |
| Please bend the odd knee or two for Mr and Mrs Gelist-Church and their devout son Evan. | |
| Known as a public amenity, The Rupark family including their feckless son Dole. Can Icheck your ticket, son! | |
| Rubbing the mud from their dress wellies, not so fresh from our rural edges, Mr and Mrs Bechan and their circumsised son Abe. R. | |
| A blast from the distant past, obeisance for Lord and Lady Castle and their twin sons Motte and Bailey. | |
| Get ready the Zimmers for Mr and Mrs Road and their geriatric son Old Kerry | |
| On a more plebeian note let's dig deep for Mr and Mrs Shan and their homely daughter Beth. | |
| And let's make room for the ermine-laden Lord and Lady Teatimes and their son Count Teatimes. | |
| And where would a weaving town be without Mr and Mrs Mills and their aptly named brooding son Dark, Satanic. | |
| Still in discreet mode let us usher in.. whoops they're already in! Mr and Mrs Cabal and their slimline son Low Cal. | |
| Let's whisper this...Mr and Mrs Town-Council and their natural successor Dodd G. | |
| And on an uphill note Mr and Mrs Tree and their huge son the Vast Tree. | |
| Changing direction please welcome Mr and Mrs Forroad and their comely daughter Doll. | |
| And emerging from the same neck of the woods The Toer family and their matriarch Nan Toer. | |
| From a bit further out the Sydail twins and their Portuguese mother Mae Sydail. | |
| And entering discreetly from the south-west, Mr and Mrs Owen and their comic strip son Garth. | |
| Toddling not far behind, Mr and Mrs Bridge-Street and their vertically-challenged son Short Bridge-Street. | |
| And hot on their high heels... Mr and Mrs Wellhouse and their much honoured daughter Lady Wellhouse. | |
| Please put your virgin hands together for Mr and Mrs Bridge and their pseudo-scientologist son.....I Ron Bridge | |